A peek into my life during college. animalstalkinginallcaps: IF YOU STOP PLAYING HORRIBLE ACOUSTIC VERSIONS OF MODERN TOP 40 HITS I WILL LITERALLY GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY I HAVE IN THE WORLD. IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO ME. PLEASE. 
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A peek into my life during college.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IF YOU STOP PLAYING HORRIBLE ACOUSTIC VERSIONS OF MODERN TOP 40 HITS I WILL LITERALLY GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY I HAVE IN THE WORLD.

IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO ME.

PLEASE. 

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My head hurts like a sumbitch. This should cure it.

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animalstalkinginallcaps: YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’ EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME. YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK? ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’

EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.

YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?

ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.

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Here. You… you earned this!
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Here. You… you earned this!

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This is for Indiana and North Carolina. One stayed on its course to Nutville. The other showed why it’s looked at as being nothing but dumb rednecks who like their opinions fed to them with a spoon. Which is which? I’ll let you decide.

Why do I have a bad feeling about today?