CONFIRMED: I’m a Terrible Person
This weekend, I’m getting together with my friends Brandon and Becky for the first time in a long time. In fact, despite the fact that I have lived no farther than a two-hour drive from them, this will be the first time I’ve seen them in almost three years. This makes me a rotten friend. (Yes, I can hear all of you saying “no fucking shit” in unison right now.)
Joining my friends will be their friend Derick. I’ve apparently met Derick three or four times before. I say apparently because Derick could come into this room right now and shoot me in cold blood and I still wouldn’t know who he was. I’m such a heel. Hit my music.