The title is the only thing this blog has going for it. Tumblr (3.0; @varsitythoughts)http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a7c4c755a56368e01b01ee980b02222/tumblr_mi7c7aTxKa1qdua3xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/43067507478http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/43067507478Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:42:46 -0500““Which Harbaugh brother is that?”” - My dad, as CBS showed the sign...http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/42228076849http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/42228076849Sun, 03 Feb 2013 18:24:09 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7df780233cf2dae49964308270492bd5/tumblr_mho02aQuIX1qdua3xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dad’s jambalaya, ruined by the Earlybird filter and raindrop effect.</p>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/42221904727http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/42221904727Sun, 03 Feb 2013 17:06:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46ecadfdbbe99a2166ffd641fe37f7ca/tumblr_mh9j20X6r21qdua3xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The remnants of a reuben, ruined by a Brannen filter. Doesn’t the pickle look like a deucer?</p>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/41572940741http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/41572940741Sat, 26 Jan 2013 21:32:24 -0500“You don’t stop eating until you get a motorized scooter! THIS IS MURICA!!” -...http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/41572028003http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/41572028003Sat, 26 Jan 2013 21:18:24 -0500<object width="400" height="225" id="undefined" name="undefined" data="http://www.bumpworthy.com/flowplayer/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.14.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="movie" value="http://www.bumpworthy.com/flowplayer/flowplayer.commercial-3.2.14.swf" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="flashvars" value="config={"playlist":[{"url":"http://static.bumpworthy.com/bumps/3604.p.jpg","scaling":"orig"},{"url":"http://www.bumpworthy.com/sstream/3604","scaling":"orig","autoPlay":false,"baseUrl":"http://www.bumpworthy.com/sstream","urlResolvers":"secure"}],"clip":{}}" /></object><br/><br/><p>If you were to put an EEG monitor on my head, this is what the results would look like.</p>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/41037557781http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/41037557781Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:34:00 -0500adult swimspumcojohn kI'M IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTIONThis is a letter taken from the all-Mant&#8217;i Te&#8217;o part of yesterday&#8217;s Simmons...http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/40956190371http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/40956190371Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:20:38 -0500Bill SimmonsMant'i Te'omailbagGrantlandintervention“There’s a restaurant in the Cleveland airport called “Winners” -...http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/39256199115http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/39256199115Sun, 30 Dec 2012 18:58:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b096742dac6a907fe25ff6b9952445e9/tumblr_mfkgu8dyvA1qdua3xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me, every Christmas.</p>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/38763769596http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/38763769596Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:10:55 -0500It's a Wonderful Life Lost Ending: Remember: never double-cross them and leave them alive.http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/38761214913http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/38761214913Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:26:14 -0500saturday night livelost endingit's a wonderful life<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b609e257ff7c1afd143117acabccc950/tumblr_mfgkgsURJv1qdua3xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Three cases of Bud Light in a Miller High Life cooler, ruined by way too many filters.</p>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/38584536143http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/38584536143Sat, 22 Dec 2012 19:38:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fde6d78a84e858bfb2a8dd334e28756/tumblr_mewssbqatf1qdua3xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>IT’S ALREADY HAPPENING!!!</p>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/37778198378http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/37778198378Wed, 12 Dec 2012 03:26:35 -05001212-12-12facebookmake it stop<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6de2fdb2e4ae42c2d35cfd8789ba346b/tumblr_mes8eg4BgK1qdua3xo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Introducing “Ruined By Instagram.” First up, @macgenietruck’s Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese with @UplandIndy’s Preservation Pilsner.</p> <p><a href="http://ruinedbyinstagram.tumblr.com" target="_blank">http://ruinedbyinstagram.tumblr.com</a></p>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/37582911404http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/37582911404Sun, 09 Dec 2012 17:36:46 -0500ruined by instagrambuffalo chickenmac and cheesemac genie truckupland brewing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejolnA05y1rr6og1o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hello, ladies!</p>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/37463854848http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/37463854848Sat, 08 Dec 2012 03:17:57 -0500“So I blast the mic with my style Sometimes I’m ill the other times buck wild” -...http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/37250096613http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/37250096613Wed, 05 Dec 2012 02:44:56 -0500herman melvilleo.g. original gangsterice-ti'm gonna get in trouble for shit like this<iframe width="400" height="229" scrolling="no" src="http://www.1067litefm.com/player/embed.html?autoStart=false&useFullScreen=true&mid=22676724&osu=http%3A//content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/mlib/2086/12/2086_1354537399.jpg&overlayImg=http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/mlib/2086/12/2086_1354537399.jpg&startButtonColor=0xffffff" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true"></iframe><br/><br/><p>DMX singing “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer?” DMX singing “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.”</p>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/37175881863http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/37175881863Tue, 04 Dec 2012 02:22:37 -0500dmxrudolph the red-nosed reindeersweet jesus yesLate the other night/early the other morning (however you look at that), I went on a kick of...http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/36880321789http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/36880321789Fri, 30 Nov 2012 09:47:26 -0500comedy centralRejectedBondTitlesfuckers ripped me offgive me a job<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A7G5L3XC5LMcReydpXlxHov&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>It’s the root of all evil, of strife and upheaval.</p>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/35554105780http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/35554105780Mon, 12 Nov 2012 03:46:27 -0500tony bennettcount basiecount basie orchestraoh hell yes this rules<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdaoy3VzQ11qdua3xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve spent A LOT of time online today and I just realized something horrifying.</p> <p>One of you, my friends, looks A LOT like one of the McPoyles from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” Let that rattle around in your head for a second.</p> <p>In the interest of being a dick bent on watching some of my friends become completely unraveled/being a nice guy by not wanting to watch some of my friends become suicidal, I’m not going to say which one of you I’m talking about. Also, I’m not going to say which McPoyle said friend looks like.</p> <p>You can tell me to go to Hell/thank me later.</p>http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/35440807890http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/35440807890Sat, 10 Nov 2012 18:22:51 -0500McPoyleIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphiai have a very tragic-looking friend<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mda9vwpbFn1qdua3xo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Not bad, Daily News. Not bad at all. How say you, New York Post?<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mda9vwpbFn1qdua3xo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Ah, classy as always. Don't ever change, New York Post. Don't ever change.<br/><br/> http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/35418608007http://varsitythoughts.tumblr.com/post/35418608007Sat, 10 Nov 2012 12:57:32 -0500new yorkdaily newsnew york postdon't ever change new york post